And I'm Supposed to be the Smart One

Kris: You know the one reason I would want an eReader?
Allison: Like a Kindle?
Kris: Because I don't want to read any of the books I have, and I can't go to Barns & Noble right now, so it would be nice to just go "Hm, I want to read this!" and download it onto an eReader.
Allison: You know, we need a book rental program, like Blockbuster.
Todd: Like a library?

In unrelated news, the girls are now calling me Al. Not Ali, not Alis, just Al.